Years from now there will be a lawsuit because my comic gave someone diabetes, won’t there? :/
DISCLAIMER: The food stunts in this comic are performed by professional fictional characters. Don’t try this at home.
Man, if I had actually realised all the stuff I could get away with as a child by virtue of being a child… the world would be a very different place today.
Maybe this isn’t an all-ages comic after all. Maybe you at least have to be a teenager to read this, so children never learn to utilize their dark powers. Otherwise we’ll be in big trouble.
Children reading this comic and discovering their true potential could lead to the EOTWAWKI – End Of The World As We Know It.
I suggest causing the sun to go nova as a prevention measure.